You are a storyteller. It's what you do in order to get your child to sleep. It's what you do in order to convince your partner of something you want (to get rid of).
Our thinking, reasoning and remembrance are all based on storytelling: everything we experience, remember and invent has the structure of a story. And the better a story is told, the better we remember it. As an experienced author, I know how difficult it is to transport information in an entertaining yet reliable way.
You can profit from this experience by letting me turn your details into a felicitous story.